Are we high?

This is a question that was asked of me by bugs-a-boo on the way to her pumpkin patch field trip. The first time she asked, I thought I mis-heard her. She asked again several more times before I answered her. I was a little nervous. She does have 3 older siblings, one of whom is a teenager. You never know what they say when I am not around. After some investigation, I discovered that she was asking me if we were on a bridge! "Are we high?". I should have known. The entire conversation was the highlight to my day.
The field trip to the pumpkin patch..well that is another story. We arrived on time at the pumpkin farm. Bugs-a-boo and I found some friends and stood with them waiting to enter. When we entered, I could tell right away that things were not going to go well. We were herded to the area of the farm that contained the port-a-pots. Lovely. Just what I wanted to smell first thing in the morning. We were finally released from the poopy area and were free to wander. I am not very fond of petting zoos and such. I can usually tolerate them if the animals seem to be healthy and happy. And if their exhibits are clean. Needless to say...the animals did not look healthy and the exhibits were definitely NOT clean. It was awful and smelly. We grabbed our free pumpkin and headed out.